The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien – just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!

“Hysterically funny. You might want to refrain from reading this one in public.”
– Seventeen

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On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

The irrepressible heroine has just started dating the Sex God (aka Robbie). So life should be perfect – except in Georgia's life, nothing is ever perfect.

Readers will be laughing (and groaning!) out loud all through this fabbity fab fab sequel!

“A hilarious sequel. Georgia Nicolson's laugh-a-minute narration picks up right where it left off.” – Publisher's Weekly

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Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher.

In this third installment of her hilarious confessions, Georgia's “red bottomosity' is out of control! Whatever will happen next?

“Wildly funny.” –The Horn Book

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Dancing In My Nuddy Pants

George thought she had finally put her “red-bottomosity” to rest when she chose Robbie the Sex God over Dave the Laugh, but now she's not so sure. Is she doomed to be a pop-star widow, or will she take her own bottom firmly in hand? As always, in this fourth book about Georgia's angst-filled confessions, nothing ever turns out as planned!

“The fourth entry into Georgia Nicolson's diary is as loopy and laugh filled as ever. In the hands of Rennison, it's hysterical.” — ALA Booklist

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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

Just when the Sex God becomes Georgia's official boyfriend, he decides to go off and snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo land, taking her heart with him. Georgia decides to display extreme glaciosity to all boys -- after all, a girl can only have her heart broken so many times.

Until, ohmygiddygodstrousers, she meets Masimo, the new Italian-American lead singer for the Stiff Dylans band. The Dreamboat has landed -- again -- and Georgia is away laughing on a fast camel (whatever that means)!

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Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

In this sixth story about everyone's favorite British teen, Georgia can't wait to visit Hamburger-a-gogo land (America of course) with Jas in tow so she can finally track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat. But after a long week in America, Georgia only succeeds in learning importantish things—like how to ride a bucking bronco—before she's dragged back to England by Mutti and Vati.

Will Georgia be able to reel in the Italian dreamboat, or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?

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Startled by His Furry Shorts

Georgia is in quite a predicament. Dave the Laugh has declared his love for her (at least she thinks he was talking about her), leaving her in a state of confusiosity. And then when she finally decides to give Masimo an ultimatum -- to be her one and only -- he tells her he needs to think about it.

To distract herself from her romantic woes, Georgia throws herself into Mac-Useless play rehearsals and planning a Viking wedding, and tries to avoid all thoughts of boy decoys, Italian-American dreamboats . . . and let's not forget guitar-plucking Sex Gods!

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Love is a Many Trousered Thing

Woe is Georgia! Georgia Nicolson thought life was hard when her only worry was whether Masimo would choose her over Wet Lindsay. Now that he has, life should be simple, right? Wrong! Suddenly, Robbie the Sex God reappears, back from Kiwi-a-gogo land, and Dave the Laugh starts acting strange.

With three possible boyfriends, a besty friend who only wants to wander through nature with her boyfriend, and a hair dye-wearing father who simply does not understand her, Georgia's life is once again turned upside down. She is in the cake shop of luuuurve, but will she come out with three cakes—or none?

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Now in Paperback!
Stop in the Name of Pants

When last we left Georgia Nicolson, she was vair, vair full of confusiosity about life. First she finally thought she was off the rack of love for good when gorgey Luuuurve God Masimo told her he wanted to be her one and only. Then the Sex God himself returned from Kiwi-a-go-go land, and Georgia had to turn to Dave the Laugh for advice. Good thing he's just a mate—or is he?

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Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Georgia Nicolson is so vair, vair full of confusiosity about life. She has been on and off the rack of love, in and out of the cakeshop of aggers (with one—or a few—yummy treats), the girlfriend of a Sex God and a Luurve God, and she still doesn't know which end is up! Now Masimo has walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney. Again. Georgia must get him back—she hasn't even had time to properly show him off yet! Enlisting the advice of Dave the Laugh, Georgia embarks on the Luurve God re-entrancing plan . . . with some unexpected results.

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