friday december 31st
12:30 am

Jas and I were just biffing each other with Charlie Horse and Teddy when the phone rang.

It was SG and Tom phoning from the Isle of Man. Yeahhhhhhh!!!

The Sex God said, “Happy New Year, gorgeous, see you soon.” The he had to go and toss dwarfs or whatever it is they do in the Isle of Man to celebrate. I read that they still beat criminals with bits of old twigs there, so anything could happen.

Jas was Mrs. Moony Knickers after talking to Hunky, and we just went back to watching people snogging and singing on T.V.

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