SO MANY SEX GODS, SO LITTLE TIME Which of Georgia’s many snogging partners would be your perfect luuuurve match? 1. In this cat-race we call life, which of the following matters to you more? a) Conserving energy to help save the defenseless environment b) Avoiding rush hour traffic and zipping from place to place c) Taking time to smell the roses with long leisurely walks 2. What is your favorite activity on the snogging scale? a) Ear snogging b) Kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath c) Neck nuzzling 3. Given your choice of deserts, would you rather have a) A deliciously decadent chocolate éclair b) A gorgey Italian cake c) A nice tart 4. On a lazy afternoon with your beloved, would you rather a) Lie peacefully on his lap listening to him play melancholy songs on his guitar b) Go for a brisk run outdoors c) Play practical jokes on friends and family members and laugh at how vair vair clev and amusant you both are 5. An ideal night with your luuuurrve god would consist of a) Watching groupies in the front row drool over your rock star at the hot local club b) Dinner and a movie followed by snogging under the stars c) Attending a groovy party with your mutual friends and dancing and laughing about the night on your walk home together 6. When it comes to looks you prefer someone who is a) Totally gorgey in a dangerous and troubled way b) Totally gorgey in a sauve way that reeks of sophisticosity c) The picture of cool 7. Which do you look for more in a proper boyfriend? a) Serious conversation and snogging marathons b) Romance, culture and exoticnosity c) Good times, laughter and horn tension 8. Which options most matches your travel interests a) You like to go to new places that offer plenty of opportunity for outdoor activity and animal observation b) You like mix it up – from Europe to America, you never stay in one place for too long c) At this point in your life you are too busy trying to figure out who you are to worry about any traveling beyond a school field trip 9. When you set your eyes on a sex god, how would you best describe your approach? a) Loyally attending their important events and feigning interest in subjects that matter to them b) Playing hard to get – being the mystery woman c) Being yourself and just having fun 10. When inevitably confronted with the existence of your olds, your luuuuurve god should a) Enjoy long dull conversations with your vati about his time spent in the dreaded Kiwi a go go land b) Courteously visit your parents in order to ask permission to take you on a date from which he will promptly return you to your door at exactly 10 pm c) Be blissfully unaware of their existence other than to momentarily point out the attractive qualities of your mati. Answers: If you chose mostly A’s, Robbie the Sex God is the one who will make your heart pound. If you chose mostly B’s, it’s Masimo the Italian Luuuurve God who’s your perfect snogging partner. If you chose mostly C’s, it’s Dave the Laugh who fills you with the most happynosity.