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Hello, groovsters and ravesters and general
Can you believe that we are on the brink of madnosity and
boredomosity AGAIN? It is, of course, time to return to the
center of boredom and torture, Stalag 14, otherwise known as
school. What is the point? The teachers think we go to learn
stuff, but really, all we go for is to fill in the long hours
before we are allowed to go out and be groovsters again.
Here at Ace gang headquarters, we are already making plans to
entertain ourselves. Rosie has made preparations for the famous
"Viking bison inferno dance" involving even more beard work and HOOOORNS!!!! It will be all busy, busy, busy as we work on
updating the snogging scale, doing our nails and er...talking
about the general mystery that is boydom. I am, it has to be
said, looking forward to our German lessons with Herr Kamyer and
his stories of camping with the Koch family and their endless
I don't know what you Hamburger-a-gogo types do sportswise in
September, but we have to hit balls about…A LOT. We will be
starting hockey and that means I must be vair careful not to
fall out with Jas (or MadJas as I know and love her). She can be
vair unreasonable when she loses her rag. And she often loses it
for no reason whatsoever. Like when I playfully shoved her down
a ditch because she was fiddling with her fringe in an annoying
way. Anyway, where was I before MadJas annoyed me? Oh yes, and
when she loses her rag she sometimes gets violent with her
hockey stick and you have to watch your shins.
It will also be good to see Nauseating P. Green back in goals
with her big padded leggings on. I am never bored by her being
sent flying by a hockey ball and then trying to get up from the
ground for about a million years. And then as soon as she has,
someone hits a ball in her direction and she falls over again.
So you see, as it says in "Life of Brian," always look on the
bright side of life. Dadoo dadoo doodoo doodoo.
Pip, pip, chumlettes.
Keep your mincers peeled for news of my upcoming film. It started
filming on Sept 17th.
Loads of deep luuurve,
P.S. You know very well what mincers mean, you naughty
P.P.S. You don't, do you?
P.P.P.S. Oh, very well...it means mince pies...eyes.
P.P.P.P.S. Now you are being silly, I KNOW that you don't
peel eyes, it is just an expression.
The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
by Louise Rennison